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Sometimes I wonder what it's like to be a doctor, seeing all those people come in hurt because of something they know they were doing wrong. It seems like it would be pretty easy to lose touch with the common drunken, drunken douchebag. Science has proven that a significant percentage of accidents occur within arm's reach of an alcoholic beverage. The rest occur within arm's reach of a firearm.

I think about what it's like to be a doctor, and then I think about what it's like to be the person who makes up the names for military operations. "'Operation: Freedom-gasm'! What? Okay, how about 'Operation: Enrage the Well-Armed, Fortified Insurgents?' What do you mean 'too literal'?"

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