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Having formerly been employed by various aviation regulatory agencies and harboring a secret, intimate familiarity with aircraft evacution techniques, I was completely ecstatic when I found out every passenger on Air France flight 358 escaped death! Even though the odds are a hundred and fifty thousand billion jillion to one of being in a plane crash, you should always at least look over that safety card and think about what to do in case that big banana ever decides to go off-roading, or in the words of one Southwest Airlines flight attendant, "in the event this flight suddenly becomes a cruise."
