It's complicated

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I trust you all had a firm, round weekend. I saw a car the other day with "HONK IF UR HORNY" written on the back in shoe polish. While I consider it somewhat crass to publicly admit one's horniness, the situation presented something of a conundrum -- is it more dignified to lie and ignore the Code of Crude Shoe Polish Queries, or to admit your own horniness to other motorists? I still wonder if I made the right choice. It may haunt me to the grave.

I'm not even going to explain how hard it was to get those GTA San Andreas shots in this comic; it is embarrassing.

The Death Countdown continues though I am ignoring it today. Five more days.

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