That's what they get for not playing "California One."
I have a new book out for pre-order! Here is a preview of the cover. In this book, you join a team of the world's top researchers and cryptologists as they attempt to decipher the secrets of my twisty, complicated brain plumbings. It is also loaded with sketches and a 6 page comic story, "Goth Daschund Vs. American Platypus" [preview].