Here is a bit of optimism for your Friday! I also think if John Ashcroft needs a new job in a couple of weeks he could be like the new Alan Funt on an all new "Candid Camera" show.
Agents all storm into someone's house screaming "YOU CHECKED OUT MEIN KAMPF FROM THE LIBRARY, YOU'RE GOING TO CAMP X-RAY!" Kids are screaming, feathers are flying everywhere, then suddenly Ashcroft jumps out from inside the laundry hamper and starts singing "Let The Eagle Soar." It's TV GOLD.