It's been raining for the last 45 days or something here, I didn't know I'd actually moved to Portland. Oh well, I guess all the water that's melted off the ice caps has to go somewhere, it might as well go into the moat. The Poopmonster and I have been putting important things farther away from the ground in anticipation of the unavoidable levee break and we have discovered a 70,000-year-old forgotten religion to worship which involves lying on your back and screaming for at least 15 minutes a day.This just in - is the fashion hit of the season. Also there are still a number of you can get without paying extra. 'Tis the season to not be dead.I'm trying to root out broken nav links on Overcompensating so please email email@example.com if you spot anything spotty. Thanks.