I watched "National Treasure" last night, and it occurred to me that it is definitely time to get on the ball and make a porno movie called "National Pleasure" where they find out the Declaration of Independence actually holds the secret to a bunch of secret sex moves.
With Katamari Damacy, Hank Williams III, Dillinger Escape Plan, and returning a lawnmower to Wal-Mart I'm amazed I got anything at all accomplished this weekend.
Oh wait. I didn't get anything accomplished. Bygones!