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In Heaven
April 26, 2010

Remember when you thought everybody was dead because Space Mummy blew up the giant golden statue of Topato? That was crazy.

Also this is not meant to imply that only pear-shaped, crying white guys go to heaven. They're just the ones the old, bearded warriors like mowing down the most.
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