I am afraid of becoming a hippie! I am living the hippie lifestyle now kind of, and that makes me afraid. Then I realize I have a lot of baths to take and a lot of Phish concerts to not go to before I can really consider becoming a hippie.
We have a local group of people called the Pedal People who are picking up the trash for us now! That's honestly as hippie as I'm willing to get. At some point in my obituary, I want the phrase "conspicuosly ostentatious" to occur. Hippiedom strictly forbids that type of thing.